Injuries? What Achilles tendon tear? He wasn't injured! I am going to present evidence that says Ryan Howard is faking injuries to spend more time at home. Enter Exhibit A- Krystle Campbell
That's right former Eagles cheerleader Krystle Campbell. He would rather take her to pound town than waste time hitting a baseball. And I can't blame him. She's perfect, even the spelling of her name is sexy. And he's not letting her get away. That's right you're looking at the future Mrs. Ryan Howard. Damn....no wonder the Phillies have struggled.
Congrats and case closed!
