If you were guessing anybody from the Jersey Shore you hit the Jackpot.
ViaThe Superficial: While filming an episode of Jersey Shore yesterday, Deena Cortese apparently looked down at her script and saw the words, “You’re the one who gets arrested this season,” so here she is horse-hammered drunk before being hauled off the boardwalk by the Seaside Heights police and bailed out by her parents an hour later who I’ll just assume handed her a fifth of Jack because “mortgage payments don’t grow on trees. young lady.”
I'm glad to see that everything in Jersey has returned to normal. And I guess this is why Snooki isn't living with them.
