And I'm sorry to report a big shocker- her tits are fake! Like doesn't everyone totally play beach volleyball with a camera crew? Anybody who thinks this is normal is out of their freaking mind. This chick is bizarre and the whole situation and all of the adults in her life are too.
Via Evil Beet Gossip:
One thing’s for sure—Courtney Stodden isn’t going away anytime soon, and knowing that is like having a big, pink, fluffy, feathery pillow of job security. Because when girl here turns eighteen, can you imagine the f-ckery she’ll be engaging in? Can you just imagine what kind of photos we’re going to be privy to in just a few short months? It’s going to be bananas, guys. Total bananas.